Old perv uses iMac to look at porn in an Apple Store

Wed, Jul 1, 2009

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Check out this photo of an old perv looking at porn in public at an Apple Store, reportedly in London.  And if you study the picture closely, you can clearly tell that this isn’t his first offense.  Note the hunchback resulting from years spent hovering over a laptop, and how he slyly angles his head to the left and downwards to avoid any chance of revealing his identity in the photo.  Well played, Sir.

We can only imagine what kinda stuff this guy would be up to with an iPhone in hand.

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9 Comments For This Post

  1. Ricardo Williams Says:

    lol, i see that all the time at the 5th avenue store in Midtown

  2. Phil Campbell Says:

    fairplay to him i say! 🙂

  3. LL Says:

    This doesn’t happen on computers which are hard to use.
    DAMN YOU APPLE FOR BEING SENIOR-FRIENDLY

  4. Darkoneko Says:

    “We can only imagine what kinda stuff this guy would be up to with an iPhone in hand.” > I’ll just say you can use your iPhone with one hand 🙂

  5. Brian Says:

    Wow. And here I thought the guy I saw writing his memoirs at the Apple store using iWork was disturbing enough. Guess I was wrong after all.

  6. Firekeeper Says:

    See, THIS is why I use a PC… You would never find some old man doing that in a place selling PC’s.

  7. DESINC Says:

    This is awesome. I love freedom. I’d be fucking pissed if some asshat at the store tried to censor him.

  8. lphchld Says:

    I saw some sketchy dude doing the same thing at the Apple Store in South Coast Plaza. I would’ve taken a pic but I was distracted by a lady asking if you could use Internet Explorer on an iPhone.

    ugh.

  9. kurye Says:

    thank you for share

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