I usually don’t think David Letterman is that funny, if at all, but his joke last night about Steve Jobs was pretty good. CBS won’t let me embed the video (bastards!) so you’ll have to head on over to their website to check it out. Forward on to about 2:25 seconds in to see the relevant clip. Oddly enough, the video quality is pretty sub-par coming from a big site like CBS. Anyways, I’ve transcribed the joke for you guys in case you don’t want CBS showing up in your browser history, and hey, who can blame you?
Now here’s news from the world of medicine and science. Apple founder Steve Jobs, you know the iPhone, the iPod, that guy.. he got a new liver. This one is smaller, it’s faster, and it holds 10,000 enzymes.
And in case you’re wondering, the photo of Dave above with Brittney Spears is completely random. We just thought it looked better than Dave sitting there by himself.