This isn’t Apple related, but is too ridiculous to pass up. Everyone’s favorite burned out actress, Lindsay “I was kind of cute in that one movie” Lohan, is suing E-trade claiming that one of its famed ‘talking baby’ commercials disparages her reputation because one of the babies references a “milkaholic” named Lindsay.
“They used the name Lindsay,” Lohan’s lawyer Stephanie Ovadia said. “They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.”
Lohan is asking for $100 million in damages for alleged pain and suffering.
What can we take away from all of this? Well, just off the top of my head, we can gather that Lindsay Lohan is a washed up movie star whose career peaked with “Mean Girls.” Never living up to her potential, she embarked on a drug and alcohol ridden path towards self-destruction all before the age of 21. Having learned nothing from her struggles with addiction, Lohan still thinks the world revolves around her and naturally assumes that any mention of the name ‘Lindsay” in pop culture is in reference to her.
And one more thing, she’s anything but attractive. Now let’s all toast to frivolous lawsuits!