An amusing, cynical take on Apple’s changes to the iPhone developer license

Tue, Apr 13, 2010


Game Haxe writes on Apple’s recent change to the iPhone developer agreement requiring developers to code apps in C, C++, and Objective-C.

By raising the barrier of entry, and only permitting “real” programming languages (ie, “C” based ones), Apple ensures that the quality of apps will remain at its current lofty levels. “Natural Selection” will then weed out those people who are too lazy or too stupid to learn a proper language. In fact, I think Apple has not gone far enough here and should dabble in a bit of “Intelligent Design” by requiring that all developers who wish to submit apps hold at least a 4 year degree in computer science. Just imagine a world where any kid can work out of his garage and build an application with an original language, or bit of hardware, that snubs its nose at the establishment – anarchy would ensue. Therefore, it is important that the responsible companies out there vet such potentially disruptive ideas before they can cause too much damage.

A simplified and incomplete take on things, but well played Game Hexe, well played.



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