Microsoft’s official Twitter feed reads:
Steve Ballmer not speaking at Apple Dev Conf. Nor appearing on Dancing with the Stars. Nor riding in the Belmont. Just FYI.
As if Jobs would ever share the stage with Ballmer at an Apple event. I think you can officially classify “analyst” Trip Chowdhry as a moron. And with a name like that, maybe a douche as well?
I kid. I kid.