This isn’t related to Apple but is too hilarious to pass up. If you don’t already watch Parks and Recreation, get on it, Son. Hell, who cares if they subliminally support Windows, this is some grade A hilarity in full effect. The clip below is from the recent “Soulmates” episode where Tom Haverford, played by Aziz Ansari, goes out with Leslie Knope, played by Amy Poheler. Here is Tom talking about all his slang – from apps and zerts to forks and cars, he’s got hilarious lingo for days.