The upcoming Apple media event should be pretty interesting, but why settle for interesting when you can have exciting? Sure, Apple is expected to unveil a slew of new and upgraded notebooks, and that’s all well and good, but not everyone gets excited about new laptops. So what’s a casual citizen to do? Well, like most dilemmas, this can easily be solved with a drinking game. The event starts at 10am Pacific Time/ 1PM Eastern, so for those of you on the East Coast, there’s no need to pack a lunch.
October 13th, 2008 at 9:39 am
This is no fair, Jobs is golden I will not get buzz this game.
October 13th, 2008 at 10:25 am
If Ballmer makes an appearance my flatmates & I will be Bammered.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Jeez, this reads less like a drinking game and more like a suicide note.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
With two shots per malfunction I will still be hammered when I wake up in the morning
October 13th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Haha, I wish I wasn’t so poor after buying the new Touch and could actually afford alcohol.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Take a shot every time Steve Jobs says ‘Boom!’.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Dumb. stick to a beer or hard alcohol, why mix and why take strange things?
why must you try to be cool and come up with EXTREME DRINKING GAME?
wasn’t taking a drink now and then enough that the smallest amount to drink is equal to a full beer and the worst is almost guaranteed to be a trip to the hospital?
October 13th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Too funny! Everything can be a drinking game…have you been watching the presidential debates? Take a drink every time you hear, “I will bring about change”.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
“11. Take a shot if Jobs says, “We really nailed it”
haha
October 13th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Steve Jobs Drinking Game.
Drink if Steve:
1. “Boom!”
2. “Beautiful!”
3. “Today!”
Finish the bottle if Steve obviously mispronounces a word. (e.g. “Jag-you-wire”)
October 13th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
13. Take a shot everytime he asks a rhetorical question
14. Take a shot everytime he describes something as “lightning fast”
October 13th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Take a shot every time he utters a Jobs-ism such as “scrolls like butter”
October 13th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
what, no rule for “AND BOOM!”?
/mp
October 13th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Take a shot is Steve says “Isn’t that cool?”
October 13th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
“scrolls like butter” my favorite steve’ism by far
October 13th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
And the cost of the alcohol will exceed the cost of the new MacBooks
October 13th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Hey how many shots do i have to do each time he says, “Boom”??
October 14th, 2008 at 3:17 am
I will drink to all of those points. This is so exciting!
October 14th, 2008 at 6:31 am
This is so awesome! this is absolutely fantastic and very interesting!
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October 14th, 2008 at 7:19 am
LOL ! Awesome hahaha
October 17th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
drink a 24 pack when jobs says “oh and theres still, one more thing”
October 18th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Hahaa this is classic…..
how bout do a shot every time my ipod dies and needs to be sent in for service. I’d be hammered for life.
October 20th, 2008 at 12:13 am
Get your gin and juice ready!
October 24th, 2008 at 6:36 am
I was hoping for this to be actually doable: the glass track pad, ‘we really nailed it’, the turtleneck, and the ‘gorgeous display’ are the only ones that are not just possible, but most likely will happen.
Should have included ‘One more thing’ , if Steve calls up someone else to demonstrate, ‘And look at how thin it is’ and probably ‘this is our best notebook yet’.