New Steve Jobs doll is nothing but trouble waiting to happen

Fri, Apr 3, 2009


Wow, I would not want to meet a person who would seriously consider buying this.  I mean, who knows what kind of voodoo powers this doll would have.  Come to think of it, I wouldn’t be surprised if this doll somehow came to life and a’la Chucky in “Childs Play”.  Think about it – One day you discover that all your buttons are missing.  The next, you find your non-Apple headphones floating in the toilet.  This doll is pure evil.  The eyes reveal all!  In fact, this might be the only doll capable of performing Voodoo on YOU!

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4 Comments For This Post

  1. AdamB Says:

    iJustine ordered one.

  2. Alex G Says:

    Omg omg omg I want one! … oh no!! I want a Billy Gates one!!! no no no… scrap that…. Larry Page! … nooooo… Zuckerberg doll!!! yessssssss


  3. Mathue Says:

    I’ll wait for the Steve Ballmer version, with optional sweaty armpit battle action.

  4. Ed Says:

    Gee, I want one just to go on my desk at work.

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