Edible Apple

We can bless our lucky stars that we don’t watch Microsoft TV’s or drive Microsoft manufactured cars.  Just think of all that crashing.  Bad jokes aside, Cracked has a funny post up which takes a look at what the world would be like if Microsoft made everything.

Here are a few of our favorites.  The pictures are from Cracked, but the commentary is ours.

Windows Ultimately Premium and Professional Peas.. only 49 more bucks!

This isn’t a surprise.  The condoms probably had a ton of security holes.

We admit, this one is cute and funny

And this was Cracked’s #1 choice.  Where’s Wesley Snipes when ya need him?  Or Patrick Swayze circa Point Break.

You can check out the entire list at Cracked over here.