We can bless our lucky stars that we don’t watch Microsoft TV’s or drive Microsoft manufactured cars. Just think of all that crashing. Bad jokes aside, Cracked has a funny post up which takes a look at what the world would be like if Microsoft made everything.
Here are a few of our favorites. The pictures are from Cracked, but the commentary is ours.
Windows Ultimately Premium and Professional Peas.. only 49 more bucks!
This isn’t a surprise. The condoms probably had a ton of security holes.
We admit, this one is cute and funny
And this was Cracked’s #1 choice. Where’s Wesley Snipes when ya need him? Or Patrick Swayze circa Point Break.
You can check out the entire list at Cracked over here.